The GTA London 1961 story is a compact route through London's crime families, phoneboxes, walkie-talkies, and vehicle jobs.
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When We Were Very Small
When We Were Very Small jobs follow the expansion's phonebox, walkie-talkie, and vehicle route.
When We Were Very Small — Phonebox 1
Collect the explosives in Northeast Bermondsey.
- Chapter
- When We Were Very Small
- City
- London
- Mission group
- Phonebox Missions
- Name
- When We Were Very Small — Phonebox 1
- Chapter order
- 1
- Objective
- Collect the explosives in Northeast Bermondsey.
- Mission type
- Phonebox mission
- Availability
- PC only
- Start / route
- Southwest City, London
- Reward
- £500 (points) +1 Score Multiplier
- Unlocks
- When We Were Very Small - Ending (If the player reached 100.000 points)
When We Were Very Small — Phonebox 2
Get the London Cab in East City.
- Chapter
- When We Were Very Small
- City
- London
- Mission group
- Phonebox Missions
- Name
- When We Were Very Small — Phonebox 2
- Chapter order
- 2
- Objective
- Get the London Cab in East City.
- Mission type
- Phonebox mission
- Availability
- PC only
- Start / route
- Southwest City, London
- Reward
- £1,000 (points) +1 Score Multiplier
- Unlocks
- When We Were Very Small - Ending (If the player reached 100.000 points)
When We Were Very Small — Phonebox 3
Collect the clothes in Southwest Hyde Park.
- Chapter
- When We Were Very Small
- City
- London
- Mission group
- Phonebox Missions
- Name
- When We Were Very Small — Phonebox 3
- Chapter order
- 3
- Objective
- Collect the clothes in Southwest Hyde Park.
- Mission type
- Phonebox mission
- Availability
- PC only
- Start / route
- Southwest City, London
- Reward
- £4,500 (points) +1 Score Multiplier
- Unlocks
- When We Were Very Small - Ending (If the player reached 100.000 points)
When We Were Very Small — Phonebox 4
Find Poundage Fern's muscle in East Brixton.
- Chapter
- When We Were Very Small
- City
- London
- Mission group
- Phonebox Missions
- Name
- When We Were Very Small — Phonebox 4
- Chapter order
- 4
- Objective
- Find Poundage Fern's muscle in East Brixton.
- Mission type
- Phonebox mission
- Availability
- PC only
- Start / route
- Southwest City, London
- Reward
- £3,000 (points) +1 Score Multiplier
- Unlocks
- When We Were Very Small - Ending (If the player reached 100.000 points)
When We Were Very Small — Walkie Talkie Mission
Steal the Jug Swinger in front of the Buckingham Palace in Central Westminster.
- Chapter
- When We Were Very Small
- City
- London
- Mission group
- Walkie-Talkie Missions
- Name
- When We Were Very Small — Walkie Talkie Mission
- Chapter order
- 5
- Objective
- Steal the Jug Swinger in front of the Buckingham Palace in Central Westminster.
- Mission type
- Walkie-talkie mission
- Availability
- PC only
- Start / route
- Depending on where the player is when completing/failing the previous mission.; Determinant
- Reward
- £4,000 (points) +1 Score Multiplier
- Unlocks
- When We Were Very Small - Ending (If the player reached 100.000 points)
When We Were Very Small — Fab
Deliver the thundertight dolls to Ashley's place in Central Angel. (Timer: 50s)
- Chapter
- When We Were Very Small
- City
- London
- Mission group
- Vehicle Missions
- Name
- When We Were Very Small — Fab
- Chapter order
- 6
- Objective
- Deliver the thundertight dolls to Ashley's place in Central Angel. (Timer: 50s)
- Mission type
- Vehicle mission
- Availability
- PC only
- Start / route
- Northeast Battersea, London
- Reward
- £1,500 (points) +1 Score Multiplier
- Unlocks
- When We Were Very Small - Ending (If the player reached 100.000 points)
When We Were Very Small — TV Van
Drive the TV Van to Southwest Bow.
- Chapter
- When We Were Very Small
- City
- London
- Mission group
- Vehicle Missions
- Name
- When We Were Very Small — TV Van
- Chapter order
- 7
- Objective
- Drive the TV Van to Southwest Bow.
- Mission type
- Vehicle mission
- Availability
- PC only
- Start / route
- West Camden Town, London
- Reward
- £2,000 (points) +1 Score Multiplier
- Unlocks
- When We Were Very Small - Ending (If the player reached 100.000 points)
| Image | Name | Description | Chapter | City | Mission group | Name | Chapter order | Objective | Mission type | Availability | Start / route | Reward | Unlocks |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| When We Were Very Small — Phonebox 1 | Collect the explosives in Northeast Bermondsey. | When We Were Very Small | London | Phonebox Missions | When We Were Very Small — Phonebox 1 | 1 | Collect the explosives in Northeast Bermondsey. | Phonebox mission | PC only | Southwest City, London | £500 (points) +1 Score Multiplier | When We Were Very Small - Ending (If the player reached 100.000 points) | |
| When We Were Very Small — Phonebox 2 | Get the London Cab in East City. | When We Were Very Small | London | Phonebox Missions | When We Were Very Small — Phonebox 2 | 2 | Get the London Cab in East City. | Phonebox mission | PC only | Southwest City, London | £1,000 (points) +1 Score Multiplier | When We Were Very Small - Ending (If the player reached 100.000 points) | |
| When We Were Very Small — Phonebox 3 | Collect the clothes in Southwest Hyde Park. | When We Were Very Small | London | Phonebox Missions | When We Were Very Small — Phonebox 3 | 3 | Collect the clothes in Southwest Hyde Park. | Phonebox mission | PC only | Southwest City, London | £4,500 (points) +1 Score Multiplier | When We Were Very Small - Ending (If the player reached 100.000 points) | |
| When We Were Very Small — Phonebox 4 | Find Poundage Fern's muscle in East Brixton. | When We Were Very Small | London | Phonebox Missions | When We Were Very Small — Phonebox 4 | 4 | Find Poundage Fern's muscle in East Brixton. | Phonebox mission | PC only | Southwest City, London | £3,000 (points) +1 Score Multiplier | When We Were Very Small - Ending (If the player reached 100.000 points) | |
| When We Were Very Small — Walkie Talkie Mission | Steal the Jug Swinger in front of the Buckingham Palace in Central Westminster. | When We Were Very Small | London | Walkie-Talkie Missions | When We Were Very Small — Walkie Talkie Mission | 5 | Steal the Jug Swinger in front of the Buckingham Palace in Central Westminster. | Walkie-talkie mission | PC only | Depending on where the player is when completing/failing the previous mission.; Determinant | £4,000 (points) +1 Score Multiplier | When We Were Very Small - Ending (If the player reached 100.000 points) | |
| When We Were Very Small — Fab | Deliver the thundertight dolls to Ashley's place in Central Angel. (Timer: 50s) | When We Were Very Small | London | Vehicle Missions | When We Were Very Small — Fab | 6 | Deliver the thundertight dolls to Ashley's place in Central Angel. (Timer: 50s) | Vehicle mission | PC only | Northeast Battersea, London | £1,500 (points) +1 Score Multiplier | When We Were Very Small - Ending (If the player reached 100.000 points) | |
| When We Were Very Small — TV Van | Drive the TV Van to Southwest Bow. | When We Were Very Small | London | Vehicle Missions | When We Were Very Small — TV Van | 7 | Drive the TV Van to Southwest Bow. | Vehicle mission | PC only | West Camden Town, London | £2,000 (points) +1 Score Multiplier | When We Were Very Small - Ending (If the player reached 100.000 points) |
Use the chapter and mission group to plan a session around the next call or vehicle assignment. The route is score-driven, so a completed job still needs to fit the chapter’s wider target and secrets.
FAQ
Why are chapter endings not listed as story jobs?
The completion pages treat the endings as chapter events, while the counted mission totals cover the phonebox, walkie-talkie, and vehicle jobs that make up the playable route.
Why is James Bomb marked PC only?
The London 1969 mission source identifies that vehicle mission as absent from the PlayStation version.
What should I track besides missions?
Keep the chapter score target, Kill Frenzies, power-ups, and optional crane deliveries in view; the source treats several of them as separate completion or bonus activities.

