Cosmetics are Evade's wardrobe: hats, costumes, and accessory pieces bought mostly with points and layered onto your avatar. The catalog leans hard into memes and references, priced from single-digit points to serious commitments, and the flavor lines on each piece carry half the comedy.
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Cosmetics
Milkman
I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.
- Price
- 10 Points
Krusty Hat
I hate my job.
- Price
- 10 Points
Headset
Gamer mode activated.
- Price
- 15 Points
Boxed Electricizer
Hey, isn't this that tower from that Tower Defense Simulator game? Created by 4it3dm1
- Price
- 70 Points
Orange Headphones
Can't afford these earpods bru
- Price
- 25 Points
Egg On Toast
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- Price
- 15 Points
Red Faded Cape
Stylish.
- Price
- 20 Points
Blue Faded Cape
Stylish.
- Price
- 20 Points
Green Faded Cape
Stylish.
- Price
- 20 Points
Plaid Hat
They've gone to plaid?
- Price
- 25 Points
Chainsaw
Beware the Texas Massacre.
- Price
- 20 Points
Boxed Slinger
Designed to steal the money from chumps like you. Created by 4it3dm1
- Price
- 50 Points
Aviator Cap
For incase you go airborne.
- Price
- 20 Points
Purple Snowboard
Too bad there are no snowy mountains. Created by Sirdui
- Price
- 25 Points
Orange Snowboard
Doesn't help when there aren't very many snow maps. Created by Sirdui
- Price
- 25 Points
Pudding Hat
Scrumptious and delicious toffee pudding. Created by Aurrous
- Price
- 35 Points
Old Barrel
-
- Price
- 25 Points
Blue Neon Shades
Actual realistic and pragmatic glasses? That's so 2000s.
- Price
- 25 Points
Infection
The truth has been unsealed.
- Price
- 30 Points
Energy Sword
Reality-0438 artifact.
- Price
- 30 Points
Exo Helmet
Reality collapse requires preparation!
- Price
- 30 Points
Glyph
A strange symbol with a pulsating glow. What could this mean? Where is it from? Who knows? Who cares??
- Price
- 30 Points
Orange Neon Shades
Houston, we don't have a problem.
- Price
- 35 Points
Back Guitar
Gets the girls. Created by 4it3dm1
- Price
- 30 Points
| Image | Name | Flavor | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Milkman | I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious. | 10 Points | |
| Krusty Hat | I hate my job. | 10 Points | |
| Headset | Gamer mode activated. | 15 Points | |
| Boxed Electricizer | Hey, isn't this that tower from that Tower Defense Simulator game? Created by 4it3dm1 | 70 Points | |
| Orange Headphones | Can't afford these earpods bru | 25 Points | |
| Egg On Toast | - | 15 Points | |
| Red Faded Cape | Stylish. | 20 Points | |
| Blue Faded Cape | Stylish. | 20 Points | |
| Green Faded Cape | Stylish. | 20 Points | |
| Plaid Hat | They've gone to plaid? | 25 Points | |
| Chainsaw | Beware the Texas Massacre. | 20 Points | |
| Boxed Slinger | Designed to steal the money from chumps like you. Created by 4it3dm1 | 50 Points | |
| Aviator Cap | For incase you go airborne. | 20 Points | |
| Purple Snowboard | Too bad there are no snowy mountains. Created by Sirdui | 25 Points | |
| Orange Snowboard | Doesn't help when there aren't very many snow maps. Created by Sirdui | 25 Points | |
| Pudding Hat | Scrumptious and delicious toffee pudding. Created by Aurrous | 35 Points | |
| Old Barrel | - | 25 Points | |
| Blue Neon Shades | Actual realistic and pragmatic glasses? That's so 2000s. | 25 Points | |
| Infection | The truth has been unsealed. | 30 Points | |
| Energy Sword | Reality-0438 artifact. | 30 Points | |
| Exo Helmet | Reality collapse requires preparation! | 30 Points | |
| Glyph | A strange symbol with a pulsating glow. What could this mean? Where is it from? Who knows? Who cares?? | 30 Points | |
| Orange Neon Shades | Houston, we don't have a problem. | 35 Points | |
| Back Guitar | Gets the girls. Created by 4it3dm1 | 30 Points |
How cosmetics work
Cosmetic pieces equip onto your avatar and stack with each other, points being the usual currency. The catalog rotates through the shop and daily shop, and event windows have added their own pieces over time. Everything is visual only: a hat has never outrun a nextbot.
Building a look
The cheap tier makes complete outfits affordable early, while the reference pieces (the catalog is dense with them) are the collector layer. Since prices sit on every card, the catalog doubles as a points budget planner: pick the look, sum the chips, grind accordingly.
FAQ
How do you buy cosmetics in Evade?
With points through the shop and daily shop rotations. Equip owned pieces from your inventory, and layer multiple pieces to build a full look.
Do cosmetics affect gameplay?
No, they are purely visual. Every stat that matters in a chase is unaffected by what you wear.
