OLD Dog (Lida-Bida-Boda-But) 🐩

Poor old Lida the dog has been on 1% battery since they discovered lithium in 1817 👵 She has seen empires rise and fall ⚔️ ...some say this dog is cursed and if you say; "LIDA BIDA BODA" your furniture will start levitating 🪑 ....Nobody on earth knows what is keeping her alive, and no-one on earth wants to find out 🙅‍♀️ ...but we can all admit this cursed crusty poodle dog has fabulous hair 👱‍♀️ ...remember Lida has walked alongside the Woolly-Mammoth and Sabre-tooth Tiger, so all things considered she's in pretty good condition - even though she's been here before the start of the universe 🪐 Lida the fluffy (not-so-cute) dog was here long before us, and no doubt will still be here long after we've turned to dust. ⌛ She truly is a remarkable creature 🐩🐶🦴