Blingerator: Premium Plate Carrier

The Blingerator series of combat gear allows you to operate in style! And now with the Premium Plate Carrier, you will be able to take hits in absolute style and elegance! 24 Karat inlays of cutting edge body armor that even a Saudi Prince could dream of ever owning! Your enemies will marvel at you as you trundle on the battlefield with style and swagger as you will be the snazziest operator on the field! Resistance is futile when you rock this much drip, so what are you waiting for?